Monday, August 10, 2015

Tour of the West: Mud!!

Even in the hot dry southwest, we found mud in the bottom of some of the slot canyons we played in.  Maybe it is the drought coloring my opinion, but mud is just fun stuff.
It dries into interesting patterns.


You can write messages in it.




You can pretend chunks are large cookies

while your kid looks on amused.

Best of all, the mud in this particular canyon on this particular day (Buckskin Gulch, near the confluence with Wire Pass, at the end of June) exhibited a range of viscosity that was just amusing when impacted with projectiles.  Crazy clay impact craters are fun!







Alas, certain parties didn't want other parties to get back into the truck fully encrusted with mud, so we stopped short of wading through the potentially waist-deep pools of the stuff.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Tour of the West: Petroglyphs


We spent quite a bit of time on our trip keeping an eye out for interesting petroglyphs.

If you see a rock with fencing around it like this,

look for these. (petroglyph site somewhere in NV)

Signs like this are irresistible. (Dinosaur NM, UT)

Just follow the arrow to the cliff,

climb up,

look carefully,

and spot interesting art. (Did you spot the large figures in the previous photo too?)

Despite the heat and the look on her face, Nimue enjoyed the treasure (art) hunt too.

The highway we followed from Dinosaur down to the Mesa Verde area goes through the Canyon Pintado, or "painted canyon" historic district.  The BLM has put up useful markers so one can find both petroglyphs and pictographs.  As we learned, petroglyphs are designs chipped into the rock; pictographs are painted on with mineral pigments.

Animal figure and squiggle petroglyphs.

White bird pictographs.  We thought this looked a lot like corn.

Kokopelli pictograph.  He is usually thought to be a migration/fertility symbol.

This was one of my favorites.  Probably not actually a monster, but we named him "Raaawry dude" anyway.

The pictographs, being painted on, usually survive better in places where they are relatively protected from the elements, so we found ourselves peering under every likely overhang.  These white hands at Canyon Pintado are pretty easy to spot,

but these ones in Canyon of the Ancients are almost completely worn away.

This spiral petroglyph in the Ute Mountain Tribal Park is bisected by the shadow of a nearby boulder on the winter solstice.  Many of the spiral petroglyphs in the area are thought to be solar calendars.

Even when our focus was on other things like slot canyons

we kept on running into art on the rock walls.

Chad, with the petroglyph log book at the confluence of Wire Pass and Buckskin Gulch.  There must have been good hunting here, given the number of animal petroglyphs!



Thursday, July 16, 2015

Tour of the West: Dinosaur Hunting

When I was a teenager, I too was subjected to a Tour of the West.  We saw many and varied things, but one thing I remember thinking is "We've just driven thousands of miles, and were right in the same neighborhood as Dinosaur National Monument, but didn't go."  Now keep in mind, "right in the same neighborhood" meant "in the same large western state", and I wasn't particularly fascinated by dinosaurs more than anything else, but how can one skip something called Dinosaur National Monument???

Naturally, since I held onto the vague grudge for almost three decades, we had to make sure to hit it on our most recent trip.

Welcome to the monument!  We arrived fairly late in the day, after the dinosaur building closed, so headed straight to our campsite.

Nimue outside the visitor's center the next day.  Apparently it is still ok to pose for a picture as a twelve-year-old if there is a dino sculpture.

Happy peoples on the tram that goes from the visitors center up to the dinosaur gallery.  The tram had little dinosaurs painted on the side, which Nimue thought were cute.

The dinosaur quarry building is built right on top of the main deposit in the sandstone Morrison Formation that contains the dinosaur fossils.  The cool thing about this is that what you can see has been left in situ rather than being fully removed from the rock.



Dinosaurs were sometimes big!

Nim and I doing our best monstersaur impressions outside the building.

We found a trail to walk back down afterwards instead of taking the tram.  We saw clam fossils,

investigated more dinosaur bones,

and saw a few petroglyphs (fodder for a later post).

Now, the Dinosaur Quarry in the monument is not the only place one can find signs of the beasties in these parts, so we kept our eyes open during the rest of the trip too.  We didn't have time so search out the dinosaur trackways around Moab, but did have time later in the trip to go on a wild goose chase when we noticed a "Twenty Mile Wash Dinosaur Track Site" marked on the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument map.

After driving down a road that looked like this,

we found a trail register that had some weathered, though helpful, directions left by another traveller.


Following the directions led us up to another parking spot,

from which one could scramble up to a scenic rock bench.

Where are the tracks?

Chad found them eventually.  They are subtle.  Pictured are two large round sauropod footprints just outside of where Chad's feet are.

Here's a whole long sequence of them.

We also spent quite a while studying what looked like three-toed depressions, finally deciding that we couldn't be sure about them, so didn't take any pictures of them.  After doing a little bit of research at home, I'm pretty sure we did indeed see the three-toed theropod prints.  At the end of the day, it is clear that you need a highly trained eye to be sure than your imagination is not getting the best of you!

Denied our obvious three-toed fossil footprints, yet later in the trip we stopped at the St. George Dinosaur Discovery site.  This is a cute little museum built on top of a set of in-situ dinosaur prints that a dude discovered when he was leveling a hill on his property.  Fortunately, the site was preserved; the actual rock deposit makes up a large part of the floor.


Some layers of rock have been peeled up, creating natural casts of the footprints.

We were amused to note that the natural casts showed enough detail to see not only the prints, but also radial cracks in the mud surrounding the footprints from the dino's great weight.  Some footprints were even detailed enough to show signs of the foot skin texture too.

Also perhaps dinosaurs?  We didn't stop...

As is true of any good road trip, there are always things one doesn't have time to see.  Nimue is most put out that we didn't follow the turn towards Berlin-Ichthyosaur State Park in Nevada.  Or maybe she just likes saying "ichthyosaur".  Perhaps it will be fodder for her own trip later!




Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Let them eat cake



Last weekend Mom was craving cake. So I made one.

After following every instruction to the letter, I pulled the cake out of the oven...



Well, that's never happened before. Even though I've made the recipe countless times? At least the inside is salvageable.


...Sorta. Man, that's ugly. Tastes kinda smoky too... It'll look nicer after we frost it, right?



 After frosting (and sprinkles!), it still looks ugly. At least it tastes good... right? I can't believe the sprinkle treatment didn't work! This goes against all I've ever learned about cake beautification! THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!! ....Ahem.


Anyway, here's the moral of the story: Next time Mom wants cake, let her wimp out and buy one from Sprouts instead.

Even though you're the best cake baker in the world.

Don't be offended. Please don't. Sprouts is just better than you.