Chad-o-matic: She survived middle school

Friday, June 10, 2016

And more to the point, also survived sitting in the sun for hours rehearsing for graduation in hot polyester tent gowns!

We in the audience only had to sit in the sun for the actual ceremony.

Quotes from the Kid:

1/31/18: My Trig textbook must be sacrilegious because it keeps telling me to sin.
12/13/17: "Wait -- the Virgin Mary didn't have any say in the matter??? That's so nonconsensual!"
7/14/17: The Seven Teenaged Internet Dwarves: Salty, Snarky, Sassy, Sarcastic, Stupid, Edgy, and Emo
9/14/16: The top three things I say are: "What?", "like", and "There's an xkcd comic for that."
6/25/16: "Freaking penguin piss!"
3/20/16: Are leftovers like the Hydra? You eat one and four more grow back.
3/9/16: You're wearing your Badass Mom Boots on your sexy ostrich legs.
1/28/16: Guess what mom -- we're just prototypes. That's why we get periods.
12/5/15: I'm touching the top of the Christmas tree BECAUSE I CAN!
10/21/15: I'm *sure* I have more hats than pairs of pants.