Chad-o-matic: Alien Hitchhiker

Leaf fell out of a clear blue sky, hit me in the face, and latched on to my jersey for the next five miles, almost all the way home. Welcome to fall.

Quotes from the Kid:

1/31/18: My Trig textbook must be sacrilegious because it keeps telling me to sin.
12/13/17: "Wait -- the Virgin Mary didn't have any say in the matter??? That's so nonconsensual!"
7/14/17: The Seven Teenaged Internet Dwarves: Salty, Snarky, Sassy, Sarcastic, Stupid, Edgy, and Emo
9/14/16: The top three things I say are: "What?", "like", and "There's an xkcd comic for that."
6/25/16: "Freaking penguin piss!"
3/20/16: Are leftovers like the Hydra? You eat one and four more grow back.
3/9/16: You're wearing your Badass Mom Boots on your sexy ostrich legs.
1/28/16: Guess what mom -- we're just prototypes. That's why we get periods.
12/5/15: I'm touching the top of the Christmas tree BECAUSE I CAN!
10/21/15: I'm *sure* I have more hats than pairs of pants.

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